Saturday, August 30, 2025

When Pigs Fly

When I was just a little guy, I became enamored with flying after seeing the creation of Walt Disney’s Dumbo, the elephant that could fly because of his extremely large ears.  I loved watching dirigibles (blimps) and airplanes fly overhead until they were out of sight.  Observing birds captivated my imagination regarding the idea of flying.  It was all I could think about.

I desired it so much that I saved my nickels and dimes until I had enough money to put inside an envelope with a few cereal box tops to fulfill my dream of flying.  I asked Mom to send away for a super-duper Superman cape with the letter ‘S’ embossed on it.

This “deal of a lifetime” as I saw it, was advertised on the back of the cereal box that Mom set out for me one morning.  Something bothered me.  I had to get my order in before supplies ran out.  Was I too late?  Superman was my favorite super-hero in the comic books I thumbed through.

When the cape finally arrived that I thought may never come, I immediately opened the long-awaited package.  “At last, I can fly” I uttered to myself.  I quickly tied the cape around my neck and headed out the door to climb on top of the roof.  Mom was inside cooking dinner and was not privy to what I had in mind.

I figured if Superman could fly with his cape, I could do likewise now that I had one of my own.  You would think I should have learned my lesson the time I jumped off the roof clutching Mom’s open umbrella, but this present venture was different.  I would be like Superman; able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Thank God we didn’t live in a two-story house.  Though things failed to turn out the way I expected, I was still in one piece but determined to fly one day.  Even in my dreams I would find myself running down hills with my arms outstretched, lifting my feet, and soaring into the wild blue yonder.

Having the innocence of a child’s thought process, I wondered if God would some day give me a pair of wings, like His angels, when I went to heaven.

In my quest and imagination to fly, I bought ten cent Balsa-wood airplanes at the 5 & 10 cent store down the street from where we lived.  When the money waned, I folded paper airplanes and flew them off my grandparents’ two-story balcony at the back of their house that overlooked a gentle-sloping hill.  We lived across the street from them.  I watched my handmade creations soar forever as it seemed, wishing I could do the same. 

One Sunday afternoon my parents and I visited my other grandparents in a nearby city, a bedroom community close to where we lived.  I walked in the front door and Grandpa John, as I called him, greeted me with his favorite saying, “Hi kid!  You’re fine how am I?”  He then hugged me, and I sat next to him to watch television.

It was exciting for me, because we didn’t have a “boob-tube” as they were called back then.  Suddenly, I couldn’t believe my eyes!  I watched intently as a man ran down a steep hill hanging onto what looked like a huge bed sheet that resembled the toy kites I enjoyed flying.

As he built up speed, he lifted his feet (like I did in my dreams) and began to sour like an eagle!  Grandpa called the bed sheet a hang glider.  It was literally a dream come true!  I told him that I was going to do that someday.  I figured I wouldn’t have to wait until I got to heaven to fly like angels.

Years passed.  Married now with three teenage kids at home, my wife and I were driving down the coast to enjoy a day in Monterey, California.  As we drew closer to the city, I glanced out the passenger’s window toward the ocean and spotted something I remembered seeing on Grandpa John’s television set.

Two hang gliders were crisscrossing back and forth as they soared above the sandy beach on the morning breeze blowing in from the ocean.  I took a quick detour to get a closer look at my lifelong dream.  To my surprise, I discovered at that location an independent company was providing lessons on how to fly hang gliders for a nominal fee.

Yes, I took eight assisted flights that day on the large beach at the edge of the ocean.  Two men ran along on each side of me toward the ocean with ropes tethered to the triangle-shaped airfoil called a delta wing.  They prevented me from flying too high, while helping me control the flight.

I was now enthralled with flying more than ever before.  I was hooked.  Later that week I enrolled in a class that specialized in training and licensing people that wanted to hang glide.  The company was located closer to home in Milpitas, California.

For the next few Saturdays, I took 20 more solo flights on their training hill outside the City of Hollister, California.  It took two and a half hours to drive from my house to the site, but the experience was worth every mile I drove there.

The company supplied the hang glider I trained on.  28 flights were now under my belt including the 8 flights at Sand City near Monterey.  I was in ‘hog heaven’ to say the least.  That Saturday I was going to receive my Tear-1 pilot’s license for completing the course.

My 28th flight was perfect in every way.  I maintained full control of the aircraft, having confidence that I knew how to operate and fly hang gliders.  The energy of the flight was declining as I began to descend.  A few feet off the ground I prepared to land at the bottom of the hill when something unexpected was about to take place.

I flared the delta wing to touch down, while feeling ecstatic with my accomplishments.  What happened next was certainly bad luck, but in my case, it was blind luck.  Of all the places I chose to land, sadly, it was in an area where ground squirrels had dug out their burrows. 

I didn’t see or anticipate what was about to happen; it was too late.  My right foot sank deep into one of the open holes as I collapsed in excruciating pain.  My dream of obtaining a pilot’s license flew out the window that day. 

The goal I wanted to achieve was shattered in a moment of agony when my ankle twisted and the glider fell on top of me, adding weight to an already bad situation.  The results of the X-ray revealed that my ankle was not broken as I had anticipated, it was a very bad sprain that laid me up for several months.  I was told that sprains can be worse than broken bones in some cases.

A while after my recovery I began to feel the urge to once again take the class and complete my training to secure the pilot’s license.  Thinking about it now, it reminds me of that hardheaded kid that attempted to fly with his mom’s umbrella.  Not giving into failure, he was willing to try again to fly with a cape he purchased.

Someone had other ideas with more sense than me, with regards to flying off cliffs and perhaps leaving this world forever.  After all, I would be subject to the wind, at its mercy.  What if I encountered a downdraft, then what?

My wife, in a calm, yet stern voice, having a stiff upper lip said the following three words to me: “When pigs fly.”  I knew what that meant.  It’s an adverb, meaning ‘never’.  You know what they say, “Happy wife, happy life.” 

That was the end of my flying adventures, because I didn’t want her to worry about me.  But I flew!  It was the fulfillment of a lifelong dream.  I was happy that my childhood desire was satisfied. 

After analyzing the accident, I concluded that my misfortune may have saved my life sometime in the future.  I figured if I got hurt that badly on a good flight, what would happen on a bad flight?

God gets the glory out of situations that we sometimes think are negative in nature and not going our way, hence the accident.  God knows best.

(Psalm 37:23), “The steps of a good man are ordered by the Lord, and He delights in his way.”   

(Jeremiah 29:11), “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.”

On a day that is soon to come, I will take one more flight into the wild blue yonder to meet Jesus in the clouds of glory.  It will be the flight of all flights when I and all my loved ones, with those that are born-again Believers, will rise into heaven when Jesus returns for all of God’s children.

We will be caught up in the blink of an eye to meet the Lord in the air.  Gravity will no longer have the power to restrain us from flying.  It’s the flight I’ve been planning for my entire Christian life.  It is the hope of every Christian; the promise from God to those that gave their heart to Him, having their sins forgiven.

Living for eternity in heaven is the promise.  In that I accepted Jesus as Lord and Savior, I would like to think that He blessed me with my pilot’s license after all, because of His death on the cross.  He gave His life freely so that we could take that final flight with Him to heaven.

(1 Thessalonians 4:17), “Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.  And thus, we shall always be with the Lord.”

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Written by,

Papa Boyd 

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